I have no words 🤣

When asked why she returned the cucumber to the salad draw, she replied that her previous activity had left her in a vegetative state.

Just enjoy the added flavor and the naughty thought of ur mom eating u. 😋😂

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Why on God’s green salad would you put that back in the fridge after?! 🤦‍♂️

Which hole was it used in, would be my question!!

oh no, please say she didn't use the carrot

Hope they're hungry

Awkward🥒🥗

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Ha ha good joke 🤣