mayonaise4maizie

@KayraJordyn it sucks being brown. id MUCH rather...

i wish i was paler

thats kinda amazing!

I just gained a kilogram looking at that photo

https://youtu.be/Yn07Mg-sPQA

yes. it was...... amazing and terrible

have a mfm with my ex, except add my wife to the...

im probably already doing i5 myself.

i had a threeway with my ex and her new husband....

id hand you a knife, and bread. in a minute i'll...

she was the friend of my friends friend. while...

love it, but hate that im spending $150 if i go...

get a job

if they play the victim all the time theyre weak,...

weak weiners

coffee

a couple million; id get a 40 foot sailboat, and...

I like to mix froot loops and sour cream, then use...

why not a pizzaburger?

@SW-User after seeing this, I wont be paying.