This is true!

What is getting laid???? 😑😒

True, but a sad commentary 😁

hahaha
🤭😆😋

And even if your luck were to change...

It occurs to me that I know plenty of places where I could buy condoms on short notice, but it would take me a lot longer to find moist towelettes!

so true,,

Lol nice

True story

Ha🤭

Chicken breasts🤭