Wake up y'all. Fill in the blank: Sex is better when ____.

Sex is better when I get home from work on the right side of the heart.

Sex is better when you get a chance to get a new job 🤔

Sex is better when you get home from work.😂

Sex is better when I remember what it is. 🤔

The sun is shining on my wife's golden hair.

Sex is better when I am back from the hospital

Sex is better when people follow the directions… 🙄
@BrandNewMan
@Fawma123

“Sex is better than the last time you had to go through a whole bunch of people in a room!?!?!”

I ended it there. I don’t want to know the rest of the story. 😅😳

You know someone is watching

When it happens. Duh. 😎😁

Sex is better when it is totally unplanned. (Note: There is a reason cell phones and tablets aren't allowed within reach when we are having sex.)

Sex is better when it’s not in the hands of a man who doesn’t have a uterus. What!? 🤨🤣

Sex is better when you’re not pregnant.
I have no idea how predicting text came up with that!