What’s something that should be romantic but isn’t for you?

We agree. We never tried sex on the beach, but just a bit of physical loving on the beach was uncomfortable and sandy. The hotel bed was much better.

I’m with you on that, sand in ma coochie, no thanks!

I would not like to go have a romantic dinner in one of those restaurants where they come to your table to sing to you.

Any cliche, honestly. And obviously nothing can be romantic if the feelings just aren't there. 🙈

Hmmmm, on a blanket, on the beach.
Then go for a swim after.
It's all in the timing 😉

Ear licking. It's nassy and it sounds like they're trying to eat potato chips in my ear canal 🥺 ewws.

Sex in general. I’m too fat for some positions and struggle with most of the others. It’s probably even less romantic for the girl…

I guess just about anything

Sand in the works is not fun at all. Take a towel.

Shower sex

Sex in the shower is surprisingly difficult and borderline dangerous. Maybe I need a bigger and better shower.

Is this experience talking or just speculation...... 🤨 🤣

It’s horrible.

any sex near water.. water is NOT lube..

Wait didn't you tell me earlier that there doesn't need to be any more lube than cum in any of your holes?

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Sand in the butthole sounds like no fun