I'm going to start drinking so I can erase him from my mind it's been nine months

I think the math is 3 shots per week

Trust me that doesn't work. Get a hobby instead

9 months!? Oh wow. Ya that’s a long time to try to get over someone. Have you tried talking to him or no, there’s no way you want to?

At least you were not carrying his baby all that time.

That never works out the way we plan for it 🤷‍♂️

find someone else