Floating in the sea in your lover's arms

Last time I did that I got bitten on the nipple by a big ass fish. True story.

Romantic, until I start drowning.

Beautifully said! 🌷
Are those your words, or do they come from a song I don't know?

The last time I did that with my wife, a jellyfish stung me and I threw her up in the air. Of course, she came down with a big splash and a couple of choice words for me. It was romantic for a little while.

yeah, ive seen that video too

Nope...


My ears stay ABOVE the waterline!!!

This sounds suspicious