You don't have to be handsome. You just have to know how to cook.

@Trav2024 I'm so sorry for your wife. Oh, wait a minute, she wants to ask you something. She's just getting dressed. She had to have a nap. She says she'll be home later. She just saw my peach cobbler and I can't get rid of her

@atlantic59 🤣 If you meet someone claiming to be my wife, she is lying. I've only been married nce, she died and then I decided that I'm gay, so...

@Trav2024 yeah this girl must have been clinging to your hot data. Can't trust nothing these days

@atlantic59 oops I am so sorry honey. But not really sorry 😜

@BigBoobieCutie I learn to cook at a young age. Make a nice meal for many girlfriends and they gave me lessons on how to use my cock. Make me an even better cook.

@Rpfun78 aaawww that’s wonderful