I feel like I’m the perfect boyfriend… what do you think?

@BuildingaFloor since when is being a loving human being “jumping through hoops”. Guys like you are the problem.

Huge red flags for me with women:

Doesn’t like Chocolate or coffee
Doesn’t like animals
Doesn’t like her family

@Muthafukajones I'm the third 🤣

But it's because I have boundaries and don't tolerate toxicity. even if it's family. I love them all from afar

@Jokekilla I offered your entire list, not verbally, but being a kind hearted person who is nice, caring, loving, understanding laid back, easy going, etc. Well when I was with this one girl, but because I was "too nice of a guy, because I didn't hit and yell at her" that I am no good to be with. It's like you don't even get a chance. So, I gave up trying. You're young yet, so there's still time for you.

@twiigss ew.

@WaryWitchWandering Yep. Her friend and us did a double date at this diner at 2am. So her and I are talking and we kissed a couple times, then just all of a sudden her and her friend go use the bathroom. I had to go as well, when I come back she's being distant and not talking. The next time I saw her friend at work I said, what happened? And her friend says to me, oh she wanted me to tell you that you are too nice of a guy to be with because you didn't hit or yell at her. I said, what??

Supposedly the guy she was with does those things to her, and because I didn't do any of that, to her I'm not good enough to be with, which to this day still confuses me. Why would anyone want to be hit or yelled at? That just sounds horrible.

@ExtremeNext More importantly, will you send pics of it.

@JimboSaturn my dick 😲 prices start at $79.95

@Jenny1234 yes I have money 😂

@Jokekilla you will make all the girls happy then