Real love is

Expensive

I want you to know I love you, my friend. I’m kinda scared rn.

did you just watch UnCoupled?

Dutch ovens under the blankets

You never forget that moment gas was first openly breached in each relationship. Several of these moments have been hilarious. 'Funny as a fart.'

being able to snuggle/touch each other in bed any time without feeling violated or express any desire to be Goop-style consciously uncoupled.

This is so true

And sharing shit buckets