Real love is

Expensive

You never forget that moment gas was first openly breached in each relationship. Several of these moments have been hilarious. 'Funny as a fart.'

being able to snuggle/touch each other in bed any time without feeling violated or express any desire to be Goop-style consciously uncoupled.

I want you to know I love you, my friend. I’m kinda scared rn.

Dutch ovens under the blankets

did you just watch UnCoupled?

And sharing shit buckets

Dats nasty