Who got a pair bigger then me? You see, I'm from the farm society God's gift to women of all notoriety And I always fill my ballroom The event is never small The social pages say I've got The biggest balls of all I've got big balls I've got big balls They're such big balls And...See More »
They give all names rightThey give all names, we're all something American. I will not say African American. That's insane to me. African American? No! Black guy White guy, Hispanic guy, Asian guy. You know what the fuck I'm talking about. Listen I say we all go outside....See More »
Things That Make You Go UmmmmHow come everyone is so worried about USA southern border, but not about the northern border. Two border guards Two border guards are doing their final patrol of the night along the US-Canadian border. Half an hour before their shift is up, they...See More »
Did you ever just gotta kiss yourself, because your so pretty?When I walk on by, girls be looking like, "Damn, he fly" I am the pimp with the beat. What can I say I'm sexy and I know it
Did anyone ever tell you that. You look better after (Fill In The Blank)You have to finish the sentence My answer: You look better after the erection.
Lines You Wouldn't Expect To Hear In A Love SongLet's starts you people off here some lines from some made up love songs to.give you some ideas Soon I'll be a girl just like you Your the sweetest girl of all the land. Though you look like something I drew with my left hand Here I thought you...See More »
What Sesame Street Characters Say During Love Making? Count Von Count One Boobie Haha Haha Two Bodies Haha Haha
When I first came hereWhen you enter a room, you have to kiss his ring. I don’t mind, but he has it in his back pocket.”
Think Funny When Answering This PleaseWhat thing can you say about a restaurant, but not about your mate?
Listen Up & Hear Me OutI just realized I'm getting old. I just walked past the cemetery today and two guys with shovels started chasing after me. You know you know you people on SW. I have my steak and my sex life have something in common. Both very rare. Very rare. I'm...See More »
Do you think Don Rickles was a good comedian? Don Rickles (1926–2017) was an American actor, author, and stand-up comedian. Don Rickles photo in 1973