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Improv Comedy Writing Challenge

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Comedy Scene: A group of contractors arrive to renovate the Old Lady Lived In Shoe house

(I'm writing mine now....Let's compare)
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MrSmartyPants · 46-50, M Best Comment
Contractors: Jim / Tim / & Bob
Old Lady: Olivia de Noomp

Olivia: Oh when will they get here, my shoe house won't hold up much longer

looks out window, sees a truck getting nearer, the 3 men get out and come in the crumbling shoe house

Jim: Hey lady, what's the matter here?

Olivia: Well you see a giant rooster took to kicking my poor old home here and now it needs to be fixed.

Bob: We can get it fixed up in a jiffy ma'am!!

Olivia thank you boys and how much will this be?

Tim: 20 thousand

Olivia: Get out, now!!

Jim: But we can give you a discount, please Miss de Noomp, give us a chance we can do this!!

Olivia: You do it for free or i'm kickin' you all out, but you can take some cheeseburgers if you like.

Tim: thanks but no thanks lady, we're vegetarians

Olivia: Vegetarians, well would you care for some tomato soup with ...

Bob: No thanks Miss Noomp, we gotta go now, we don't wanna do this anymore

Olivia: Get fired you worthless bags of skin

Jim: Yes, we were bags of skin from the times of the Pharoahs hardly anyone understood back then, they kept trying to put potatos inside us, and it really did a number on our barbers.

Tim: Yeah, our barbers really cared alot about our feelings in that way

Olivia: Oh you poor sacks of skin, how about we skip this pissant town and find us a new and bigger shoe to live in

Jim, Tim and Bob together: Alrighty then, yipppeee

and they all laughed and drove away into the sunset.


 
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