Tell Me A Story

Once upon a time both of my kidneys became useless from kidney failure, then I got a kidney. The end

I fell in love with my best friend and I had to struggle with the feelings of knowing she’d never feel the same way. And even if she did, I wouldn’t be her type.

There once was a woman from..here.
Who just wanted to pet a deer🦌

She sat out some corn

But her coworker blew his horn

The deer ran away and she could see it no more ;/

Never speak while eating. It came out "I lick boys" instead of "I like boys". Everyone laughed.

Once upon a time, they all lived happily ever after. The End.

Once upon a time the sun fell in love with the moon until the sun left one night

The end 💋