If I invited you to watch a movie with me, and I catch you checking on your phone? You ain't getting in my pants.

is that something you do? ask ppl out?

Trust me, not something that I’d be doing

What if I was posting on SW about the very moment I was watching National Lampoons Christmas Vacation and this chick wasn’t wearing pants next to me?

Turn it off, put it away when in the theater, dinner.

Why on earth would I want to be in your pants?

Perhaps I’m on my phone googling possible causes of the stink coming from your pants.