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What should someone do if they are born with a plastic spoon in their mouth ?

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pedrohedgerow · 61-69, M

Nim,for what it is worth,I believe Cyn deserves er,best answer prize.Evening dude :)

PoetryNEmotion · F

@pedrohedgerow Thsnk you, hon. Nim rarely gives best answer. Nice to see you here! ❤️

Nimbus · M

@pedrohedgerow Noted! ;)

Hiya Pete, I hope you are doing well.
Take care. :)

4meAndyou · F

Play the victim, of course! Awesome poverty, (as long as you are not a white male), is ONE of the victimhood holy of holies...🤣🤣🤣

Nimbus · M

@4meAndyou Good point!

calicuz · 51-55, M

Surrender to their destiny to work at Walmart.

UnderLockDown · M

@calicuz NEVER!! Walmart is below me.😎

calicuz · 51-55, M

@UnderLockDown

I think it would have been funnier if I'd said Dollar General. What do you think?

UnderLockDown · M

@calicuz Pretty sure both jobs would suck.🤷‍♂️

calicuz · 51-55, M

I'm so ghetto I was born with a spork in my mouth.

Nimbus · M

@calicuz Imagining that :)

AbbeyRhode · F

Remove it before they choke on it!

Nimbus · M

@AbbeyRhode 👍

PoetryNEmotion · F

Do not bite down upon it. It is not silver. Where is my best answer prize?

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PoetryNEmotion · F

@calicuz No. I did not.

calicuz · 51-55, M

@PoetryNEmotion

Alright, I'm sorry, I won't tease you any. 🙂

PoetryNEmotion · F

@calicuz Teasing or joking online is not clear. You should know this. Learn from this. Good bye.

SW-User

I own a plastic silver spoon!!

Nimbus · M

@SW-User Congrats :)

calicuz · 51-55, M

@SW-User

Oooo, middle class.

craig7 · 70-79, M

Upgrade to silver!

Nimbus · M

@craig7 Yep, have you seen the price!?

nedkelly · 61-69, M

Support Liverpool

Nimbus · M

@nedkelly No one wants that! :)

UnderLockDown · M

More like a spork.

Nimbus · M

@UnderLockDown Posh :)

Pretzel · 61-69, M

sue the ob/gyn

Nimbus · M

@Pretzel lolol,😛

Lilymoon · F

Air guitar

Nimbus · M

@Lilymoon I wonder if there are 'hairy guitars' :)

smiler2012 · 56-60

@Nimbus 😆take the bloody thing out nimby it looks ridiculous for a man of your age to still have it in

Nimbus · M

@smiler2012 👍

Nimbus · M

@smiler2012 Who?

smiler2012 · 56-60

@Nimbus 😆you nimby

BritishFailedAesthetic · M

What about me who was born with silver but now has a plastic one? 🤣

4meAndyou · F

@BritishFailedAesthetic Same here...we are just sh!t out of luck. 🤣🤣🤣

BritishFailedAesthetic · M

@4meAndyou Oh no, not you too! 😱

MissTaken · 36-40, F

Swap it for a sustainable wooden one 🙂🙂😂

Nimbus · M

@MissTaken Greta will be pleased :)

Thodsis · 51-55, M

Recycle it. Every little helps...

Nimbus · M

@Thodsis So say TESCO ;)

cherokeepatti · 61-69, F

Eat pudding

Nimbus · M

@cherokeepatti Yum! :)

Funlov · M

Get a better job go back to school it’s not what you want to do better yourself or you can sit and whine and cry about it get welfare I guess

Nimbus · M

@Funlov Good point.

shuhak · M

Skip breastfeeding and go straight to eating stained peas and applesauce.

Nimbus · M

@shuhak Sounds horrid :)

TheSirfurryanimalWales · 61-69, M

Form a band
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Nimbus · M

@TheSirfurryanimalWales Interesting way to set the controls for the heart of the Sun. 👍

Entwistle · 56-60, M

They should listen to The Who regularly.

Freeranger · M

Hmmm....assume the position?🤔

SW-User

Buy some curry sauce and spoon it on their chips lol 🔥

Nimbus · M

@SW-User Love curry sauce on chips :)

Lilnonames · F

Eat dairy queen ice cream

Nimbus · M

@Lilnonames 😛

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