Why would I call pest control?

That was the most fun I've had in years.

I was about to call @deadgerbil but he already showed up

Carrrrreeeeeepppppppyyyy!!!!!

I didn’t step outside so idk who’s ankles you grabbed.

No worries.

I heard you were trying out for co-ed football.

Let's work on your personal fouls next.

No prob

I kinda had it coming.

Okay. But what're you gonna do for me?

I'm surprised that you didn't get bit by the skunk living under there.

Get in my basement.

Come inside silly