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Sorry for hiding under your porch and grabbing your ankles when you stepped outside. Please don’t call pest control on me.

mindstruggle
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BobbyMoeven · 100+, M
Why would I call pest control?

That was the most fun I've had in years.
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mindstruggle
@BobbyMoeven
*calling pest control
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BobbyMoeven · 100+, M
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mindstruggle
@BobbyMoeven
That's some scary shiiiit
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Younameit · F
I was about to call @deadgerbil but he already showed up
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mindstruggle
@Younameit
It was a very rare occurrence.
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Younameit · F
@mindstruggle He hides in the shadows
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HowtoDestroyAngels · 46-50, M
Carrrrreeeeeepppppppyyyy!!!!!
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Captainjackass · 31-35, M
I didn’t step outside so idk who’s ankles you grabbed.
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mindstruggle
@Captainjackass
Oh. 🫩
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Captainjackass · 31-35, M
@mindstruggle did they have hooves on them?
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GuiltyBiStander · 31-35, F
No worries.

I heard you were trying out for co-ed football.

Let's work on your personal fouls next.
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DownTheStreet · 56-60, M
No prob
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BohoBabe · M
I kinda had it coming.
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Alyosha · 36-40, M
Okay. But what're you gonna do for me?
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Adrift · 61-69, F
I'm surprised that you didn't get bit by the skunk living under there.
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Degbeme · 70-79, M
Get in my basement.
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YoMomma ·
Come inside silly
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mindstruggle
@YoMomma
Yes maam. 🥲
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Ferric67 · M
u r not squirrel
u r a frog
big difference
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mindstruggle
@Ferric67
I never said I'm a squirrel!!!
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deadgerbil · 26-30
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mindstruggle
@deadgerbil
I am none of those 🫩
I'm a different specie sir.
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Gibbon · 70-79, M
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mindstruggle
@Gibbon
Fitting!
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Gibbon · 70-79, M
@mindstruggle Get out from under there.
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BittersweetPotato · 31-35, F
@mindstruggle Only the frog understands potato 🥔🥴🥺🥰😍
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MethDozer · M
@BittersweetPotato
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BittersweetPotato · 31-35, F
@MethDozer Stop it 🥔🥴 *blushes* 🥔🥴
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