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DS1980 · 41-45, M
When I taste my cooking, I wonder if I am about to die or require an immediate stock take on bathroom supplies :)

Everytime I make brownies I look at the bowl and think:

Oh baby, I want to lick you right up.

👀
@Bexsy
You got me at lick 🫦
@Bexsy a good mom lets her kids lick the batter off the beater. a great mom turns it off first
@mindstruggle 🥴 had myself at that too
Plasticbag · 100+, M
I feel like filing for divorce and taking me for everything I got 😷
Fungirlmmm · 51-55, F
Me too. Also,when I look in the mirror I think darn I am a match. ;)
@Fungirlmmm
Damn girl! Approve!
Fungirlmmm · 51-55, F
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
rate my shawarma

@CountScrofula
I haven’t tasted legit shawarma here. I will let you know when I get one.
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ImpeccablyImperfect · 51-55, F
@CountScrofula I’d eat that 😍
wackidywack · 22-25
You're hired ✅
wackidywack · 22-25
@mindstruggle you're down so bad for this snobbish hygienic man
@wackidywack
He looks clean and chubby! 🥹
wackidywack · 22-25
@mindstruggle i will await to catch the flowers to be thrown at the wedding
4meAndyou · F
Well, I know just how you feel...🤣🤣🤣
SW-User
Dressing is cheaper than a dress.
darknessprevails · 26-30, M
Everytime i taste your cooking, i feel like divorcing you.
@darknessprevails
Who says I’m marrying you? 😒
darknessprevails · 26-30, M
@mindstruggle too mean? 🥺
TrashCat · M
I know how you feel. I have conjugal visits everytime i use the bathroom
BobbyMoeven · 51-55, M
That good eh?

Whats on the menu today ?
@BobbyMoeven
Instant noodles.
BobbyMoeven · 51-55, M
@mindstruggle

Yum ..... I had no idea you were such a connasieur ...

Let's get hitched ..... I've already drawn up the papers .....

I state you name .... hereby promise to prepare instant noodles day in day out to perfection

I state my name ..... hereby promise to devour said noodles day in and day out with the upmost gratitude


hold out your palm ...... spit ..... now shark on it ......

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We are now betrothed ...😋
Ducky · 31-35, F
Glad you know you got skills. 😙🤌
@Ducky
For my own liking 😂
deadgerbil · 22-25
Make Bard food
@deadgerbil
I can make ramen. 🤔

@UndercoverBard
MethDozer · M
If Jollibee is a good indicator of Filipino food than I am so all the way in, Palabok Fiesta frigging slaps
wackidywack · 22-25
@MethDozer wait how far is it from where you are
MethDozer · M
@wackidywack about 8 hours.

Actually the closest would be Toronto but that requires leaving the country.
wackidywack · 22-25
MethDozer · M
I can't wait till the consummation.
@MethDozer
🕊️

 
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