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A girl walks into a supermarket.

She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay.

The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single."

She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?"

He says, "Because you're ugly.

mindstruggle · 31-35, F
@deadgerbil
Don’t you dare steal that one!
deadgerbil · 22-25
mindstruggle · 31-35, F
Blondily · F
This is not a true story! He said I was so beautiful it scares the men away!
mindstruggle · 31-35, F
@Blondily
😤😤😤😤
Ferric67 · M
@Blondily I can't lie
on some level, that unnerves
Pfuzylogic · M
Bring your chicken crew next time for backup vocals. 😌
https://www.instagram.com/reel/C1AU8ywId54/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==
BobbyMoeven · 51-55, M
..😂🤣🤣

Stop it ..

I gotta keep my shit together cause I'm on a bullet train in Japan ...

I am literally choking on my bento box meal holding in the laughs
mindstruggle · 31-35, F
@BobbyMoeven
Nice. Enjoy your trip!
@BobbyMoeven Ssh... Don't attract attention - and don't choke on your rice...
eyeno · M
LOL...you meanie

deadteddy · 26-30, F
I hope this is a joke and it didn’t actually happen
mindstruggle · 31-35, F
@deadteddy
It’s a joke. 😶
Lilliesandlight · 41-45, F
Damn that's cold 😳
🙀 HOooly cats!
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mindstruggle · 31-35, F
@MethDozer
It is what it is!

 
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