Started my day being snarky to inanimate objects and I plan on making that a whole theme for the day.

After being awakened at 4:30 in the morning by my chunky knitted blanket falling off the chair I draped it over last night, I summoned my internal crotchety Irish/German grandmother and over aggressively told it to stop acting like it had some place to be before rolling back over. …there may have been a creative explicative in there as well. Or three.

And that shall be how I address everything that tries to disrupt my peace today, including the teenagers I work with who are pretty much deadweight and just as disruptive.


Um. I may need coffee. And an orgasm. In that order.

Happy Tues…Wednesday? Yeah. That one 🫥