Fill out the following blanks in a funny fashion: I am so ___, I could ___..?

@Canuckle I'm so vain, I could almost think this comment's about me

@foldedunfolding I’m so smiley I could roll on the floor.

@Canuckle Y'ALL ARE SO COMICALLY BAD AT THIS 🤣🤣🤣

@Mikeawesome1986 "i could shoot someone on 5th and they would still vote for me" vibes lol

@RadioDust omg lol that was so NOT funny, that it was somehow funny

@foldedunfolding oh. Wait i was meant to make it funny....shit. i didn't read the full question

@RadioDust I am so unfunny, I could unbody this question

@Haniazed i am so scream i can shit bus??

@foldedunfolding scared…?😅

@Haniazed i am scared shitless?

@WolfGirlwh0r3 you could fucking a stump dry! omgoodness!!

@foldedunfolding I tried to say fuck a stump but my fingers and tablet conspired against me...