Fill out the following blanks in a funny fashion: I am so ___, I could ___..? I am so full, I...

DiegoWolfe · 36-40

Im so horny i could fucking a stump dry to start a fire!

foldedunfolding · 36-40, FVIP

@DiegoWolfe you could fucking a stump dry! omgoodness!!

DiegoWolfe · 36-40

@foldedunfolding I tried to say fuck a stump but my fingers and tablet conspired against me...

Canuckle · 51-55, M

I am so brave, I could respond to two of your questions.

foldedunfolding · 36-40, FVIP

@Canuckle I'm so vain, I could almost think this comment's about me

Canuckle · 51-55, M

@foldedunfolding I’m so smiley I could roll on the floor.

foldedunfolding · 36-40, FVIP

@Canuckle Y'ALL ARE SO COMICALLY BAD AT THIS 🤣🤣🤣

Mikeawesome1986 · 36-40, M

I am so awesome, I could post anything here and you'd like it. 😅

foldedunfolding · 36-40, FVIP

@Mikeawesome1986 "i could shoot someone on 5th and they would still vote for me" vibes lol

BarbossasHusband · 36-40, M

I am so hei I could have sworn I replied

Viper · M

I am so tired, I could sleep to 2025

Disposal · 36-40, M

I am so hungry i could eat anything?

foldedunfolding · 36-40, FVIP

@Disposal omg lol that was so NOT funny, that it was somehow funny

Disposal · 36-40, M

@foldedunfolding oh. Wait i was meant to make it funny....shit. i didn't read the full question

foldedunfolding · 36-40, FVIP

@Disposal I am so unfunny, I could unbody this question

I am so sorry, I could be a valid Scrabble word.

(Credit goes to autocomplete.)

HumanEarth · 51-55, M

I am so full of frustration, I could burst out in anger

Queendragonfly · 31-35, F

I am so something I could end up doing something very something

foldedunfolding · 36-40, FVIP

@Haniazed i am so scream i can shit bus??

@foldedunfolding scared…?😅

foldedunfolding · 36-40, FVIP

@Haniazed i am scared shitless?

DragonFruit · 61-69, M

I am so drunk, I could not get a job.

I'm so Rude, I can offend anyone