Most memorable death I've heard of

Some guy was in a hotel, about to sexy tiems his girlfriend, when they realized thhey didn't have protection.

The guy got some super glue and clued his penis shut so he wouldn't ejaculate in her.

Long story short: docs couldn't help him, he couldn't pee, and he died not long after.

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NerdyPotato · M

That's worthy of a Darwin award.

NerdyPotato · M

As I read this again, I have questions... He didn't carry condoms, but did take superglue [i]to a hotel[/i]? And couldn't the doctors have given him a stoma to empty his bladder? I don't know... It sounds a little made up.

BarbossasHusband · 36-40, M

@NerdyPotato I know, right? Then again... Murica

NerdyPotato · M

@BarbossasHusband true 😅

Adrian69702017wc · 56-60, M

It does sound a little far fetched...

InOtterWords · F

Makes me think of Horrible Histories and the Stupid Deaths segment

LordShadowfire ·

Bet he was pissed.

NativePortlander1970

Just an urban legend.

Caribbeanqueen · 56-60, F

@NativePortlander1970 agreed. Can’t possibly be true. The penis is an appendage which can be bypassed. They can drain the bladder without the penis and the glue can be removed

samanthaX · 41-45, T

What an idiot.

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