I'm gonna offer completely legal assisted suicide for the elderly.

basically, by hanging out and I talk them to death..I tell them all my darkest thoughts and fantasies and give them a heart attack!

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Zaphod42 · 46-50, M

That’ll work well! All the way up till one of them tells you the things he did back during the war and horrifies you so much you die of a heart attack 😂

lumberjackslam · 41-45, M

@Zaphod42 yeah who knows what lurks in the retirement home 😮