Do you ever wonder how you’ll die? [I Accept Death]

I'll be captured by an Apache war party and taken to the desert. They'll tie me naked and spread eagle over an ant hill and cover my body with honey. Before the dawn they will cut off my eyelids and leave me to be eaten alive by ants and blinded by the cruel desert sun. It will take me two days and nights of screaming agony until I die... Or I'll get t-boned by a drunk driver at an intersection in the suburbs. One or the other!