Tell me a secret!

Up at 1am.
My 3 year old
Granddaughter is dancing around in the garage while i have a smoke, and me, waiting for my oxy to kick in. She's - She's in her tiger costume. And she's singing "baby shark" and all i wanna do is ... 🤪
She's gonna go to sleep, if it's the last thing she does 😆🤗😇❤🙏
I don't know if its a secret or not. 🙄🙃🤔🤭❤❤❤

3am edit...
She's still up. But I'm gonna 😴.

I just put a pecan pie in the freezer for Thanksgiving, and TWO pints of ice cream, and I plan to eat it ALL BY MYSELF!!! 😂😂😂

I hide mine in my junk drawer 🤫🤭

Lol…… that’s where I keep Three Musketeers bars and York peppermint patties. When I have them. Which is not often. Because their being frozen doesn’t slow me down from eating them in copious quantities.

Im happy with my life shhh its a secret.

I got stuff hidden upstairs. Shhhhh.

Tater country

I hope they don’t taste like the bodies. 😂

i guess a secret for this forum (don't share it here) is i wrote poety in college and had a small fan club at one point--super long time ago

oh and like doing burpees planks push ups and sit ups. i don't tell others because most people hate those things and advertising it makes for akward conversation in real life

I'm hiding Christmas candy 🤫

What kind of secret? Embarrassing one? Silly one?… lol

Mrs Brown travels to another town to shoplift

At least it isn't the neighbor's body LOL

I could only watch musicals when I was stoned.