What is a secret that could get you in serious trouble if it came out?

I was the second gunman on the grassy knoll

That I am an alien.

If it's a secret why would I tell you.

I stole a pen from work.

There were times as a kid when I was ordered not to tell anyone what I'd seen or heard. Thank goodness, I'm not anyone's secret keeper anymore.

Bush did 9/11.

there's no secret atleast no such secrets I've! safee

That i am not incontinent.

As if I would reveal it. 😒😅

Im a woman

There is no spoon

Freemasons rule the country

I killed Jimmy Hoffa.

I sniff my sister in laws panties