Confession

sorry everyone but after my life changing coming out of being a Trans species Panda, I need to confess...

I am not the wizard I have portrayed myself to be here. I took the photos of that badass bearded wizard so that people would like me and its due to self esteem issues.
so here it goes.
this is the real me. Clearly you can now understand why I stole that bearded geniuses photos now, I could never measure up to that

omg feels like a huge weight has been lifted off my chest.
sorry everyone.

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Stargazer89

The lgbtq freaks are a never ending source of entertainment. Funny post. We should all become a different species tomorrow

Torsten · 36-40, M

@Stargazer89 umm you dont choose it, you're born that way. I was wrongly assigned a male at birth and should have been assigned as a male panda. Any real qualified doctor could have seen that

Stargazer89

@Torsten I wouldn't surprise me if trans people were born in a circus

Punxi · 26-30, F

You bear gave me strength an encouragement to recently come out as Elvis. It's been a struggle but I'm free. Thank ya...thank ya very much.

Torsten · 36-40, M

@Punxi I am glad my posts gave you the strength to come out as you true self. You're so strong and brave.
Cant believe I am talking to Elvis right now ☺️

Punxi · 26-30, F

@Torsten Sorry, I'd left a building. But ..ah..yeah...thank ya...thank ya ver' much.

SumKindaMunster · 51-55, M

The essence of good satire is when you feel like it could be true, even though the idea of that is totally ridiculous...I think you nailed it sir.

Torsten · 36-40, M

@SumKindaMunster haha thank you

Thevy29 · 41-45, M

But the bearded guy could do what this Meat-head cannot... Wipe his own arse... I can see why you envied the bearded guy.

Torsten · 36-40, M

@Thevy29 wow thanks for outing my disability 😩

astrosandorbits · 26-30, M

Youre verified. We have to believe everything you say without question.
Nice pecs brah you been bulking?

Torsten · 36-40, M

@astrosandorbits exactly haha
thank you, bulk day is everyday bro

Budwick · 70-79, M

Everyone sees you.
No one cares.

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Torsten · 36-40, M

@Budwick nah what you seem to do is just talk politics non stop here. No wonder any other thread where its not about said topic you would claim not to care for

Budwick · 70-79, M

@Torsten

what you seem to do is just talk politics non stop here

I know.
Pretty magnanimous of me I suppose to take time to help you.
You're welcome.

Torsten · 36-40, M

@Budwick time to help me? haha help yourself and quit the tiresome political discussions before trying to give anyone else "help" here.

In your own words Everyone sees you.
No one cares.