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Queendragonfly · 31-35, F
Last time I checked Killers don't ask for consent.
Imagine.
*Door rings*
"Hii Excuse me, I'm Jake, I'm a serial killer and I just wondered if you are interested in being murdered tonight?"
Woman: "No, sorry. I'm pregnant. "
Killer: "Oh my gosh! Congratulations! Do you know the sex yet? We must toast to your belly! Also. I'm totally fine with you not wanting to die. Do you have any female friend who might be suicidal?"
Imagine.
*Door rings*
"Hii Excuse me, I'm Jake, I'm a serial killer and I just wondered if you are interested in being murdered tonight?"
Woman: "No, sorry. I'm pregnant. "
Killer: "Oh my gosh! Congratulations! Do you know the sex yet? We must toast to your belly! Also. I'm totally fine with you not wanting to die. Do you have any female friend who might be suicidal?"