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Hyg346 and I just made a baby...

Who wants it?
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[image deleted]A baby from you??
WHERE?
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@EatingCereal: you forgot to eat your Wheaties. You have to be faster my girl meow moves quickly, she wanted it gone.
dumpstermeow · 41-45, F
@EatingCereal: we had a long discussion... we're only going to practice making babies for awhile. I'll call you if we accidentally succeed
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😑

Okay


@dumpstermeow: better call me quick tho

BlueMetalChick · 26-30, F
Can I eat it?
Elegy · 46-50
@BlueMetalChick: oh no...
BlueMetalChick · 26-30, F
@Halcyon: It tasted absolutely awful but it saved me from starving to death. And I did cook it. I didn't eat [i]raw[/i] cat meat.
Elegy · 46-50
@BlueMetalChick: It was the dead cat part.... don't mind me. Saving yourself from starving is admirable.
royalblue1193 · 31-35, M
Maury: "the results are in!!!"
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@royalblue1193: next up, we're stopping​ at the Jerry Springer show.
dumpstermeow · 41-45, F
@royalblue1193: he is the father!
royalblue1193 · 31-35, M
@hyg346: and then steve Harvey just because
UndeadPrivateer · 31-35, M
I've got a sacrificial altar that could use a good consecration.
UndeadPrivateer · 31-35, M
@BlueMetalChick: You can eat it after the sacrifice. Take a lesson from the Aztec book, make some pozole.
@UndeadPrivateer: or the torah lol
dumpstermeow · 41-45, F
@UndeadPrivateer:
@Illuminutty: you guys are awesome
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Idk much about gestation periods but this seems fairly "ridley scott".
dumpstermeow · 41-45, F
@Coldeyes: second best answer
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@dumpstermeow: Story of my life.
TheOrionbeltseeker · 36-40, M
What does that mean? Not the slightest clue.
@Veeshalgreek: its a joke
TheOrionbeltseeker · 36-40, M
@dumpstermeow: ok, hyg 346 is a guy. I was thinking it was some hygiene code.
@Veeshalgreek: that's ok.
Elegy · 46-50
blah... does it come in any other colors?
Elegy · 46-50
Does it come in any other textures?
dumpstermeow · 41-45, F
@Halcyon: 🙄 you perv
Elegy · 46-50
@dumpstermeow: You stumped me... you win.
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It needs to go to a good home!
dumpstermeow · 41-45, F
@hyg346: I know! That's what I'm trying to do!
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@dumpstermeow: on second thought, offer us beer money and they can have it.
@dumpstermeow: I would have eaten it
CheshireCatalyst · 36-40, M
Can I call it Fopalop?
dumpstermeow · 41-45, F
@ChasingBrainBros: yes
CheshireCatalyst · 36-40, M
I'll take it them.
no thanks i already spend most of my time looking after kids
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congratulations? 🤔
dumpstermeow · 41-45, F
@ThatGuyYouKnow: best to walk away now... this never happened
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*turns around* ok i don't want to know!
dumpstermeow · 41-45, F
@ThatGuyYouKnow: wise man
Jackaloftheazuresand · 26-30, M
I shall raise it in a cave to mine my diamonds
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@Jackaloftheazuresand: it's yours. You gotta pick it up though.
Jackaloftheazuresand · 26-30, M
@hyg346: Okay
👶Come here you little mongo
IcePrincess · 22-25, F
Baby? Nah...You? Hmmm ;)
dumpstermeow · 41-45, F
@MsAnnThropy: wise choice
Mordi · 31-35, M
Cheat much? 🙄
dumpstermeow · 41-45, F
@Mordimoux: 😦
Mordi · 31-35, M
😞 It makes me sad when you don't objectify me.
dumpstermeow · 41-45, F
@Mordimoux: whispers *I only want you for your juicy booty... and that you murder babies*
JohnOinger · 41-45, M
MethDozer · M
I'll get the coathanger and dental floss.
dumpstermeow · 41-45, F
@MethDozer: thanks for looking out for me, buddy 😉
MethDozer · M
@dumpstermeow: Affordable family planning is a women's rights issue we should all be doing our part in.
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dumpstermeow · 41-45, F
@Maverick1962: so you'll take it?
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dumpstermeow · 41-45, F
@Maverick1962: too late!

*runs away*

 
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