what are the benefits of being friends with you?

I'll go out of my way to be there for you.
Disadvantage: I'll eat all your food and then some

Benefits: You get to be up close and personal to my unstable moods and irrational, spur-of-the-moment ideas. Highly entertaining stuff.

Disadvantages: You have to say "Yeah, I know that guy" in public.

I don't talk a lot. Yeh, I don't talk a lot.

Benefit: I'm someone you can talk to, and I'll listen

Disadvantage: You'd have to admit that you're friends with a Dragon

If you ask me, I think I'm just great, but someone else might say something like, 'you're different, in a good & bad way, you think differently, your words are different, in many ways you're different - that's both a great thing & a terrible thing, sure, you're yourself & you're genuine, but you're isolated from other people & lonesome as a result.' and I'd say, 'yeah'.

I'm pretty cool, I have a varied perspective, a good taste in music, I'm curious, adventurous, compassionate, patient, but I'm deviant, awkward, unusual, complicated, bad at speaking.

I'm a lot of things, a lot more than I've said here.

I try to be compassionate, but I don't give feel good answers a lot of the time

🤔 ... next question.

mh i try to be the best friend i can be. and bad thing i'm me

Im handsome... it's both a blessing and a curse

My awesomeness is contagious.😎

Both: Awkwardness

i tend to care a lot. do a lot for my friends. disadvantage. i dont talk a lot and kind of antisocial.

I can massage your eyebrows 😎😎

Advantages: money , sex , fun Disadvantages: im busy!!

I give a l'otter love

I miss totally insane