You have 14 kids now ……don’t ask how, but a nurse has been fired

we had a mummy for president until recently.

This much is your hospital bill.

Go back to sleep

The size of the hospital bill that is due.

Trump is in his 2nd Term.

Robots, lazers and AI are no longer fiction. There are scientists working on brain/computer interfaces. The human body is merging with machines and eventually cybernetic implants will be a norm.

The Simpsons is still on.

I’ll just let them find out themselves 😅

When you went into your coma you had Wonder Woman... These days we wonder IF it's a woman

That's it's 2026?

the price of eggs 4.00$

I'm still an 'A' cup.

Go back to sleep, your better off not knowing whats going on in the world around you.

Osama bin laden was killed

The USA abolished its constitution and turned into the North Korea of the west.

That a big orange baby is in charge of America

Covid.

The Nazis are running the US.

men play women's sports and women have penises