If you had to write down your life story what would the title be?

I actually did start writing mine up, as far as I could remember anyways. From, like, year 0 until I was 29. It was up on ASSTR.

Some fun parts, some sexy (to others) parts, some upsetting. All parts of my life.

SJD x

Hahaha. A few years back my friend and I were joking about this. I was privately caregiving and this old blind man started intentionally jerking it in front of me. We joked that the title of my auto would be "I quit my job because a blind man in a wheelchair madturbated in front of me", friend said he'd buy 100 copies.

Now then, that's a funny story but I've got ALOT of traumatic stories to tell. Sad ones. So might come up with something not so lighthearted, but idk, then again maybe it would work out.

Wrong choices

I feel that there’s a lot more to come
Therefore, the tilts would be

You ain’t seen nothing yet

What not to do if you want to be happy

There and Back again…oh oops, I may have plagiarized that

The Broken Road to redemption or chaos

Maybe I would steal Ian Dury's line -

The Cake of Liberty

That crazy guy with tourette's