I've officially attained attractiveness and I don't know what to do with it

Got hit on at work and at the vet in the last 24 hours. Lost track of how many times it's happened this year. Before it was customary to go years without feeling seen.

So do people just hand me free stuff now or what happens next? I've never had this much recognition for doing nothing

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Jayciedubb · 56-60, M

Are you sure? You can check by telling jokes you know to be unfunny. If you get lots of laughs, then you're in like Flyn.

In that case, behave with confidence without appearing to be arrogant. Be humble without appearing to be clueless or dorky.

You can be as dorky as you want if you smoke Pall Mall filterless cigarettes, as long as you pack them hard , but towards the tip you would normally light so that the end that says Pall Mall on them has at least ⅛" of loose paper at the tip, and light them with either a zippo or a book of matches with someone's phone number written inside the cover.

I'm joking. But remember one thing. The worst kind of regret to have is regretting the things you didn't do. It's way worse than the regret for the things you did do.