Mr Van Man Crush is cute and all, but I'm over it.

He always makes sure to walk by me a few times, but he walks super fast. He always looks me in the eyes and we smile and say hi, but then he's gone. Maybe he's not actually interested, maybe he's shy, maybe he's busy, but he ain't making any moves. And I know damn well you don't chase men, you don't do all the work or they'll let you do everything until you're depleted.

I'm just gonna let it go. I'm not gonna make oogly eyes at someone forever. I'm worth making a move. Not that he isn't, but I'm not up for rejection right now anyway.

Probably just a dumb one-sided crush.