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I Am Rich But Can't Get Laid

.My personality must really suck..
-but I was a killer on the dance floor last night
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I need to fix my car. Will you give me some money? I mean it's like you might as well, you know what I mean?
atlantic59 · 61-69, M
@deadinternet no. I don't know what you mean
atlantic59 · 61-69, M
Are you coming on to me. Why don't I just give you my car?
@atlantic59 But money is worthless when you're rich. You could lose a chunk and be fine. I just need like 300 euros.

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atlantic59 · 61-69, M
@deadinternet okay let me clarify ..
I'M only rich in poor man's terms. Rich in spirit and rich in insight, health and beauty. Financially, I don't even have running water in my house. Sorry for the misunderstanding
@atlantic59 Oh. Well this was kinda a weird post then huh lol
atlantic59 · 61-69, M
@deadinternet I know a mechanic if that'll help
atlantic59 · 61-69, M
@deadinternet send me your nude photos and I'll pass them on to my overseas mechanic.
He's good under the hood
if you know what I mean...
Torque wrench ready and and lube gun handy.
.and he stays until the job is done
@atlantic59 I'd rather have 300 euros in advance