I Am Rich But Can't Get Laid

Yep, I print my money

@HumanEarth wow. You must be really good. Do you launder it yourself too?

@atlantic59 So that's why he's always repairing the washing machine, then.

@Nunki a regular Mick Jagger

@deadinternet I know a mechanic if that'll help

@deadinternet send me your nude photos and I'll pass them on to my overseas mechanic.
He's good under the hood
if you know what I mean...
Torque wrench ready and and lube gun handy.
.and he stays until the job is done

@atlantic59 I'd rather have 300 euros in advance