"Escape-The Pina Colada Song" is the story of two terrible people trying to cheat on each other and discovering that no one else wants either of them

I’ve always had questions about that song. Like how do two people married to each other not know each other well enough to even know that they both like the same drink? And how does them catching each other trying to cheat end in a chuckle and not divorce?

All the build up for nothing.

When you're stuck, you're stuck. 🤷‍♂️