Here have a laugh on me
I Kissed A Granny (Parody - Kate Perry)
(I Sing This Part)
It was my girlfriend's family
Not something crazy
She took me to meet her old granny
Then something phased me
She's not like most elderly
She kept glaring from behind my girlfriends Auntie...
I went to kiss her on the cheek
And she went for my lips..
(Chorus)
(The Granny Sings This Part)
I kissed a Stud
And I liked it
(I Sing This Part)
The taste of her denture cream
If I had a drink; She would have spiked it
But it's okay with me
I was enticed
I found my vice
I wish she had planted one
on me twice
It was my sin
Soft wrinkled skin
Stretched saggy chin
A toothless grin
(Verse)
No, I don't even know her age
It doesn't matter
Lock me inside an iron cage
It will not shatter
This burning flame
It can't be tamed
No I cannot resist
Her snow white hair
Vintage wheel chair
Sparks flew
The moment we kissed
CHORUS
(The Granny Sings This Part)
I kissed a Stud
And I liked it
(CHORUS)
(I Sing This Part)
The taste of her denture cream
If I had a drink; She would have spiked it
But it's okay with me
I was enticed
I found my vice
I wish she had planted one
on me twice
It was my sin
Soft wrinkled skin
Stretched saggy chin
A toothless grin
I don't know what happened to me
My taste went from Halle Berry to grannies
Walkers, dentures, and Hearing Aids
I like my ladies older by decades
Oh Granny Show Me Them Wrinkles
Where The Sun Don't Shine
