"i miss you, my gf broke up with me"

🤣🤣🤣 What a dildon’t!

He probably sent that exact text to every girl he knows. 😂

"Can I have her number? She sounds like the kind of smart person I'd like to hang out with?"

In one fell swoop he communicates both that she broke up with him and why. 🙄

“I scratched my balls and got hard. Missing you xoxo”

Was this a recent ex

Needs support probably.

Send him this gif:

Delete

I miss you *sent to every other woman in their phone*

They never learn.