What if all I want for Christmas is you?

Well come on over. We'll have plenty of food, an extra room with clean sheets and blankets.

We'll even fire up the upstairs woodstove to help keep you warm.

Besides, my horses could use someone to talk to them and take them for walks since my wife can't do as much as she used to.

Your welcome to stay for the holidays

Sorry but due to back orders lava model X wont be available until winter 2028

I feel like this is a lose-lose situation.

It’ll pass.

Mariah would love to hear that tbh

I'd ask, but why would you want that??

Some disappointment will ensue.

Then you're out of luck...

You couldn't afford me.

That would be a first! 😁

That’s sweet.

That explains why Santa tried to Kidnap me... That's the third time this week.

that song is pure worthless rubbish, absolutely ridiculous.

If that's the case, you are not honest about what you want.

You'd have a diagnosis of [i]f*cked desiring process[/i]

be prepared fir disappointment

Are you sick?

Then you will just have to want