What if all I want for Christmas is you?

Well come on over. We'll have plenty of food, an extra room with clean sheets and blankets.

We'll even fire up the upstairs woodstove to help keep you warm.

Besides, my horses could use someone to talk to them and take them for walks since my wife can't do as much as she used to.

Your welcome to stay for the holidays

Sorry but due to back orders lava model X wont be available until winter 2028

It’ll pass.

I'd ask, but why would you want that??

I feel like this is a lose-lose situation.

Some disappointment will ensue.

That would be a first! 😁

Mariah would love to hear that tbh

You couldn't afford me.

Then you're out of luck...

That’s sweet.

If that's the case, you are not honest about what you want.

be prepared fir disappointment

That explains why Santa tried to Kidnap me... That's the third time this week.

Are you sick?

You'd have a diagnosis of f*cked desiring process

Then you will just have to want

that song is pure worthless rubbish, absolutely ridiculous.