I'm eating at a pizza joint and a dude just tried to walk out with the napkin dispenser. The guy who I presume runs it shouted at him in a thick Italian accent to put it back, so the dude returns the dispenser, and without breaking eye contact with the owner just takes like thirty napkins one by one then scuttles out. It was baffling and incredible.
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