please distract me from being me

@AndysAttic these shitstorms are getting more and more frequent

one recent shit storms left rolls and rolls of toilet paper in the trees around my park

@atlantic59 Indeed Sir, I feel it may be down to flying giants...hygiene was never a thing for them.

@AndysAttic Same as the Sasquatch, whom I try to live like, - they don't need to bathe and they survive

@atlantic59 Good point Sir, I shall investigate.