What's your excuse this time? 🔱🔥

@Ilena

@SW-User i shall smack your barebutt after bending you forward on my knees

Yes mam,giddy-up 🤠 @Ilena

@SW-User 🦆 quack quack

Come er I’ll quack ya 😏@Ilena

@helenS Don't forget the coffee ☕

@FloorGenAdm Still an excuse. Don't twist vocabulary meanings. Makes you look silly 👀🤣

@Ilena 🔄

@Allelse poor pooch. My doggo ate everything made of wood. So we had to dispose a few items and make space for him eventually

@Ilena I had a dog who liked to chew wood too, she'd chew stuff or carry it around in her mouth to show you. As a teenager we were having the house destroyed and rebuilt around a few rooms, anyway, she was always carrying around bits of broken plaster and wood.

@Allelse It's true what some people say I guess. Either the pets or the home. 👀

@SweetMae Honesty is the best policy 🌹

@Ilena I got other stuff to do today tho x.z

@Dan193 Throw him with the skunks!

@Ilena no. No need, because I'm getting to it rn

@Ilena I only blame myself

@Scarfface Humble. Humble

@Ilena its the only way to be, it helps with self improvement but that'll never happen 🤣

@Ilena The show must go on.
Theatre has always been right.

@DylanGuy Yeahp and you're part of it.

@Ilena I am actually XD

@Ilena 🙄 NO.

@sspec You're not in a position to make demands! 🔥

@Ilena 😴

@Ferric67 always hated Wednesdays

@Ilena so, you get it

@Ferric67 yea soft of.

@Ilena dungeon time ... grins ... then maybe i need to give you some excuses

@pdockal There's the skunk there ....not sure how chatty youll be 👀

@Ilena oh no !!!!!

@Elessar They aren't fools -.-

@Ilena Your optimism and misplaced trust is your weakness 😌

@Elessar Recent events changed previous circumstances

@Ilena Euhm, yeah 👀

@Classified bless you 🙏👀

@Ilena Thank you 😔

@Japrost Dungeons!

@Ilena ugh

@Japrost not again

@Coppercoil Only good things 🌹

@Ilena always. And forever good things 🌹

@Soldonmonday convenient.....

@Muthafukajones Hope it's worth it.

@vetguy1991 Damn. I'm suing!

@Whyme Lies. I like nothing lately. Don't teach me how to think! 🔱

@deadgerbil What about a good ol' "the bible said I can't do that"? 😌

@deadgerbil Knock him down guards. 🔱

@Elessar Bible does the he did she did thing.

@SW-User You crossed a line. Jail him with the skunks 🔥🔱

@Djac17 Don't blame it on the booze 🤣

@Ilena I mean, I guess a drunk mans actions and words are a sober mans thoughts?🥴😂😂😂

@Djac17 Those are the scariest 👀

@Ilena Well ... they did some sort of brainwashing thing to me. But they couldn’t make me forget my devotion to you🤥

@StevetheSleeve At least theres that. 👀

@StevetheSleeve how do you style an extreme fringe 🤔

@KA9ha I think I'll summon my guards
.....👀

@Ilena no way abso no way...
how can any low level fledgeling be between us when i am holding your hand

@SW-User *dodges it on time* arrest the fool guards! 🔥🔱

@Ilena Are the guards male or female coz I'm no gay so don't call in the male guards.

@SW-User You'll do whatever I say since you attempted assassination! 🔥🔱

@Ontheroad Let's feed you grass 🌾

@Alison Some excuse.....👀

@Ilena its usaully when dumb shit happens

@Alison Well...yeah ....

@ABCDEF7 Worst scoop. Next.

@FreestyleArt What a load of blasphemy......guards! 🔱

@BluntSm0ker *opens the blowtorch* your ethics stinks more.....🔥😏

@SW-User What makes you think I considered it? 🤨

@Darksideinthenight2 Since when? 👀

@Darksideinthenight2 *tells guards to kick you awake and get you chained in the dungeons* 🤣