Distributed alot of gas today while styling my bestie hair

Had to drive my loser roommate to meet his parole officer.

A bit of work this morning. Trip to eye doctor after lunch. Mowed lawn, actually did it to capture live oak leaves for bagging. Grilled pork chops.

Deposited almost $4,000 into my account, then went for a walk around the park as my brother rode his unicycle. After that, been home since.

Got up feeling sick, after a difficult night of trying to sleep and then I went grocery shopping and ran into my German friend. I talked to her and held her baby which was awesome because I love babies, then I went hiking in the rain where my bowels suddenly decide to let loose. So I had to waddle off the track to shit my guts out under some tree, then I accidentally pissed on a stick insect which I feel really bad about. Now I'm home, I was just talking to the wife who was telling me about work and how she feels sick, oh, I had a shower then I had lunch and now I'm sitting in bed with my cat watching paranormal activity. Later I'm going to have a session with my head shrinker.

A ton of overdue re-organizing and finding homes for things because I was sick of all the clutter in my kitchen

worked, cried, had a wank, cried again, got drunk, opened a fake sw account to stalk , cried again and then had a wank. night night, been a long day 😴

Worked a little, chatted a little more, played a music game. Good times. 😎

Saw my Boo for a bit this morning, had a busy day at work, went to spin class afterwards, now home in bed.

At a business conference kind of nice being in a crowd again

I made my fav chicken salad!!!!!

Worked and met a friend I haven't seen in a while - that was nice...

Do my best to protect tomorrow, literally, and philosophically.

Excersize, work excersize, other stuff

nothing. read a book, watched a movie, napped.