Q: Pistol, rifle, or AK47?

@Straylight I used to own a revolver but I sold it after the time I accidentally shot myself with it.

@BlueMetalChick 😬 I can see that putting one off guns. Where were you hit?

@BlueMetalChick 🤦‍♀️🥴😑

@Straylight In the ass. I wish I were joking but I'm not.

@BlueMetalChick Well it's not like theres a good place to be shot, but still. 😨
Did you sit on it?

@Straylight I thought I was John Wayne and tried to spin the gun around my finger like a cowboy but I dropped it and it fired when it hit the ground. The bullet ricocheted off a fire hydrant and hit me. Thankfully, it was a .22 hand load so it didn't have much powder to begin with, and in bouncing off of something it lost a decent amount of energy. I also had my wallet in my back pocket and it had to go through that, so by the time it hit me, it was traveling slow enough to not hit bone or anything.

@BlueMetalChick I was at my brother's house once and his kids have a bunch of nerf guns. So I picked up a pistol, spun it like a cowboy, and promptly shot myself right between the eyes.
My brother saw and said "Oh my god, Jess. I'm taking away your real gun."

@Straylight And this is why we need to draft common sense Nerf reform 😂

No lie though Nerf guns are a ton of fun.

@BlueMetalChick They have gatling guns and shit. I didnt get this stuff when I was a kid.

@Straylight CCW. *note to self* don’t mess with Straylight.... 😳