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Carver · 31-35, F
"You're hot, like a big mac and fries." Some dumbass actually said that to me at a nightclub one time. Then they got all butthurt when I laughed at them for it. Like, you seriously thought that was a good pickup line?! 🤣
AllAboutLaffs · 80-89, M
@Carver No way !!! ... 🙄
DragonFruit · 61-69, M
Many years ago I was actually picked up using a really bad pickup line.
He walked up to me and said “Fuck me if I’m wrong, but don’t I know you from somewhere?”. 😁
What could I say? I had never seen him in my life....and he was gorgeous! 😍
(we went to his place)
He walked up to me and said “Fuck me if I’m wrong, but don’t I know you from somewhere?”. 😁
What could I say? I had never seen him in my life....and he was gorgeous! 😍
(we went to his place)
Montanaman · M
Mine used to be...
"Romance dances just beyond the firelight, in the corner of your eyes."
It worked 50% of the time.👍🤭🤫🤗
"Romance dances just beyond the firelight, in the corner of your eyes."
It worked 50% of the time.👍🤭🤫🤗
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uncalled4 · 56-60, M
Did it hurt?
When you fell from heaven?
When you fell from heaven?