My best friend Luke was dating a girl who wore Misfits gear on a regular basis, but he found out that she thought it was a trendy clothing brand.

When she told him, he got so angry that he beat her up, and he got arrested for it, as you would expect. But even though he committed a crime and beat the shit out of an innocent person, I'd never been so proud of him.

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LeopoldBloom · M

I once beat someone up for wearing a Beethoven t-shirt, because the only thing he wrote that they were aware of was the first four notes of the Fifth Symphony. They didn’t deserve to wear that shirt. It got me six months in the can but it was worth it.

BlueMetalChick · 26-30, F

@LeopoldBloom At least he knew that Beethoven was a musician instead of thinking he was like a fuckin' basketball player or something.

LeopoldBloom · M

@BlueMetalChick Not good enough!