What you would not Want To Hear just before going under for Surgery?(50s)

“Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donor card?”

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AcidBurn Best Comment

my boss just had to have his appendix out. The last thing he remembers before falling asleep was the doctor telling him it might have ruptured and they might be taking out a chunk of his intestine.

Gusman · 61-69, M

@AcidBurn Nice thing to hear, not🤢

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Gusman · 61-69, M

@monimathu You only lost..........Amount of your member😁

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Gusman · 61-69, M

@monimathu 😩

Jackaloftheazuresand · 26-30, M

zip

Gusman · 61-69, M

@Jackaloftheazuresand Unzipping body bag just in case🤔

Jackaloftheazuresand · 26-30, M

@Gusman no, much darker

Gusman · 61-69, M

@Jackaloftheazuresand 😭

SW-User

Oops!

Gusman · 61-69, M

@SW-User Slight slip of the scalpel😩

SW-User

'Uh oh'

Gusman · 61-69, M

@SW-User Too much anesthesia😖

wakanda4eva · 26-30, F

y'all flaming flamingos living in the past, in my country it's automatic ;)

MethDozer · M

>chop<
>chop<
>chop<

>sniiiiiiiiiffffffff<

WOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

Gusman · 61-69, M

@MethDozer That not good.😁

MethDozer · M

@Gusman No sir

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