I really dont wanna get outta bed...

“Hi, Pambi can’t come in today because she’s having a tea party with my teddy bear and he eats his finger sandwiches very slowly so it’s not her fault.”

That’s a real thing that happens to some people.

"Hi, Pambi's boss? I'm afraid Pambi can't come into the office today. She's a rare and delicate flower and is feeling a bit fragile."

i always say even if i walk in late at least i still showed up... 3:30pm ? still showed up for the half hr to closing

Yes I'll tell your boss you're a lazy bitch lol

No get TF in line.
This my usual morning routine 😌

Lol! 💙

Sounds like a plan.

Coffee on the way. And he things you're on the way to Vegas.

Just bring him a souvenir when you go back. 2 weeks off with pay.

I would bring you coffee, but let's not tell lies... :)

What's your poison? And I'll need a number for your boss.

☕ .... I called you boss and told him you have the shits. 😁

Just be honest: “I can’t come in because you’re a toxic person and my health comes before your needs today.”

Certainly dear!😊

I’ll call the boss. This is gonna be good.

I agree girl. Don't we all wish that