I really dont wanna get outta bed...

Could you just bring me some coffee?

Oh.. And call my boss. Just make up some shit.

😕

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Degbeme · 70-79, M

☕ .... I called you boss and told him you have the shits. 😁

Pambi · 26-30, F

@Degbeme Awesome! Never used that one before! 💩

Degbeme · 70-79, M

@Pambi Well you did say make up some shit. ;)

westwiiler · 51-55, M

Most of the time if you mentioned diarrhea and or throwing up your boss will not even let you finish the sentence and say stay home